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by Phil Cufaro August 6, 2008
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sunshine riptide

Being in a bad situation that looks positive or pleasurable to people on the outside world
Guy 1: He has such a good life!
Guy 2: Nah, he’s just stuck in that sunshine riptide
by idkwhatyouwant December 6, 2018
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riptide

Shortly after a male ejaculates, the male will feel that he will have a second wind and continue. Shortly after this, he ejaculates again in disappointment or disbelief.
Hey man I had the oddest sex session and my girlfriend broke up with me after I had a riptide on her pillow. Worst night I've had in awhile.
by The Royal Trout M.C. April 2, 2013
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rippit

To hit a bong, then use a whip cream canister to shoot nitrous oxide through the downstem to clear the bong rip.
That rippit fucked my shit up. ...shiiiit. wah, wah, wah, wah.
by The Rippit Master April 6, 2011
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riptide

When your friend is smoking a hookah/bong and you make them laugh, making smoke shoot out from either sides of their mouth.
*billy is ripping a bong after a hard day at centrelink*
"oi so that officer came over mine today and we snorted some ketamine"
billy then proceeds to create a riptide, as per hazza's plan.
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Riptide

(Verb)
When you find yourself with someone who really enjoys shit in their ass (guy or girl) and you get some anal sex beads (kinda like a Mardi Gras neckless). After feeding in a good foot or more of the beads (with proper lubrication), it is the process of yanking the beads out like starting one of those stubborn fucking push-lawnmowers, it involves a lot of screaming, cussing, pain, blood, and SHIT.
Rip for the ripping motion of the beads, and the ripping of the asshole, and tide for the flood of blood and shit that comes out.
Damn, that must have hurt sooooo much when he riptided her ass! Way more than when he overboarded her!
by Brian H November 6, 2004
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Riptical illusion

When something goes wrong and you are made to look like a fucking dumb cunt.
*person fucks something up*
Person: "Well that's a riptical illusion!" HAHahaHahHahHahhhahah
by moir123 July 28, 2018
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