Hairy Rhinoceros

A variation on eating out a girl that involves the person performing oral inserting their nose into the vagina as they lick.

That hairy rhinoceros last night was amazing.

by theskittlekraken September 24, 2014

Rhinoceros

The Rhinoceros is just a form of forever horny Hippopotamus.

“That rhinoceros just charged at us while hard!” -sexually assaulted anonymous

by DalenPotato May 31, 2020

happy rhinoceros

When in the '69' position under a woman, simply slide your nose into her vagina and start humming 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight" on her clit.

Holy fuck, I gave my broad a happy rhinoceros and almost lost my left nostril!

by man chego June 3, 2009

Rhinoceros

A sexual position in which your lover, whilst eating your ass, reaches between your legs and grabs your dick and jacks it like a rhino's horn

Sara, my old lady gave me rhinoceros the other night.

by Matt "BTY" Felcher June 2, 2015

Rhinoceros

The shit sculpture that forms at the rear of the toilet seat when one has sat too far back while defecating. A portion of the turd scrapes off and piles up in the buttcrack which acts as a mold, creating the shape of a rhinoceros horn.

Man, my ass is getting huge! That was my third Rhinoceros this week!

by UncleShags September 5, 2008

rhinoceros horn

when you bang a chick so hard, your dick comes out her back. It is the most extreme of all banging.

"dude she feels so sore after last night, do you reckon he gave her rhinoceros horn?"

by Crazy Boy 21 November 21, 2016

slimy rhinoceros

A saliva covered fully erect, short, fat, rhinoceros shaped pud.

He shoved that slimy rhinoceros right up my twat. I was unprepared for its girth resulting in me firing of a brown missile.

by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022