A sharp stinging pain that targets the anus. Caused by spicy food, a shit too large for the rectum to handle comfortably or from bum sex.
Sweet Jesus, I'm at the highest level on the ol' pain spectrum I've jus come down with a case of fucking ringsting on me rectum.
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the area of a long turd where one has paused in the course of backing one out, with the resultant buttockal cheek/anal clench forming a slight indentation in the turd. The indented area is known as a rest ring.
by Jarome October 24, 2005
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Get the rave rings mug.stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your ass is being ripped
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An epic fantasy novel written half a century ago by J.R.R. Tolkien otherwise known as John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. It carries on after his famous work, The Hobbit. The Lord of the Rings is divided into three parts - The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King.
The story of how Tolkien wrote his epic adventure is quite unique and his works are very inspiring to millions aroud the world.
2. The Lord of the Rings has been adapted into movies. The more memorable and accurate adaption being Peter Jackson's theatrical trilogy, released from 2001-2003. His films took home dozens of awards including Golden Globes, and many Oscars Academy Awards.
An epic fantasy novel written half a century ago by J.R.R. Tolkien otherwise known as John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. It carries on after his famous work, The Hobbit. The Lord of the Rings is divided into three parts - The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King.
The story of how Tolkien wrote his epic adventure is quite unique and his works are very inspiring to millions aroud the world.
2. The Lord of the Rings has been adapted into movies. The more memorable and accurate adaption being Peter Jackson's theatrical trilogy, released from 2001-2003. His films took home dozens of awards including Golden Globes, and many Oscars Academy Awards.
1. ~"I am going to read Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy this summer."
~"Oh... Okay... You do that."
2. ~"I've seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy 87 consecutive times."
~"No wonder your so pale.."
~"Oh... Okay... You do that."
2. ~"I've seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy 87 consecutive times."
~"No wonder your so pale.."
by Plumberry September 14, 2005
Get the Lord of the Rings mug.Slang. The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. The first part is the engagement ring. Only the beginning. Nothing bad. Yet. The second part is the marriage ring. It’s getting worse. The last part is the worst. The suffering. Most people don’t like being married but try to tolerate it. If you really love your partner then go for it! On the flip side, if you don’t like your marriage then don’t stick around and suffer!
What are the 3 rings of marriage? The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. It starts out by getting engaged to be married. Then after engagement comes the married life. After the married life comes the suffering. Most people who don’t like being married get divorced. If they love their partner they stick around. Words of wisdom: if you don’t like the married life then don’t get married!
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