Phoebe: Where are the seats?
Ross: Uh, middle balcony.
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: Then that's not breaking the law. I'm there!
restraining order.
Ross: Uh, middle balcony.
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: Then that's not breaking the law. I'm there!
restraining order.
by PhoebeBuffay December 16, 2007
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the opposite of a silent duck
the opposite of a silent duck
"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.
"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.
"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.
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A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.
"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."
by Huuuuud September 23, 2012
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Dude in gym today Trayvonne tripped me to be funny and it was so hard Restraining the N-Word (NIGGER)
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by wtf is wrong with people February 21, 2020
Get the retrauq mug.The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower.
The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'
Symptoms:
An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive
Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire
The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'
Symptoms:
An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive
Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire
Definition of The Retraction / Retractaballs
"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."
"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"
"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."
"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"
"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."
"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."
"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."
"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"
"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."
"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"
"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."
"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."
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