This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.
They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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Function: noun
1 a : an act of rehiring : the state of being rehired b : after unceremoniously having your position or occupation eliminated by a company that you have given the best years of your life’s work to and being unable to find meaningful work elsewhere in the succeeding year, said company one year later employs you albeit in a different division and at a lower wage scale thus leaving you wondering why you didn’t spend the past 6 months in Italy enjoying yourself instead of worrying about your ever dwindling severance package and pounding your head against the wall trying to find your next great career move.
2 : a job
Function: noun
1 a : an act of rehiring : the state of being rehired b : after unceremoniously having your position or occupation eliminated by a company that you have given the best years of your life’s work to and being unable to find meaningful work elsewhere in the succeeding year, said company one year later employs you albeit in a different division and at a lower wage scale thus leaving you wondering why you didn’t spend the past 6 months in Italy enjoying yourself instead of worrying about your ever dwindling severance package and pounding your head against the wall trying to find your next great career move.
2 : a job
After being out of work for exactly one year, on June 1 I begin my new job. In spite of this, I am looking forward to my rehirement.
by I love my job May 29, 2010
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by Stylecouncler September 17, 2018
Get the Retirement Beard mug.A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.
My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
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Get the Single bullet retirement mug.The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.
Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*
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