Red Dead Redemption 2

The best game in existence.

Kid 1: " I play Red Dead Redemption 2."
Kid 2: " You cool as shit."

by cheesebrub January 7, 2022

Shawshank Redumption

When one is pooping in a public bathroom, embarassed by ass noises, one waits for others to make noise to allow for loud ass explosions. Similar to Tim Robbins in "Shawshank Redemption" waiting for the thunder so his banging on the pipe would go unheard.

I had to wait for the other guy to flush to let my shawshank redumption rip.

by JR and Joy September 11, 2009

The Shawshank Redemption

A fantastic film (based on a Stephen King novella) released in 1994 starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeeman and directed by Frank Darabont. The film focuses on Andy Dufresne (Robbins), a young man wrongfully sent to Shawshank prison for murder, and his 20-year friendship with a fellow life-termer named Red (Freeman).

It received eight Oscar nominations.

Known as one of the most famous "sleepers" because it made less than 30 million dollars during its original release, However, its rental profits are astronomical and it makes most "Top 100 movies" lists.

On imdb.com, it ranks as the second best movie of all time, just behind The Godfather.

Tom: What movie are you watching?

Mark: The Shawshank Redemption.

Tom: How is it?

Mark: Fucking awesome!

by KC Kid July 28, 2006

Immaculate Reception

The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.

And Franco Harris has just won the game with the Immaculate Reception.

by Steagles February 15, 2006

Redemption December

For those who fail no but November thou have a chance of redeeming thou self

in December but thou can’t participate in destroy dick December because u failed no but November if u pass redemption December then thou are not a complete failure but if someone participates who has passed no nut November thou can do anything and care will be irrelevant cause you can basically fly to thou job or the mall or school the only rules are

1.don’t beat thou meat

2.don't have sex
3.thou can watch porn but can’t jack it to it
4.your aloud wet dreams

Person1:Wow I cant believe you failed no nut November

Person2:Well I’m participating in redemption December bitch

by Redemption December king 42069 November 17, 2019

Try Redemption

This is definitely a beer pong/beirut term. It's used as a challenge at the end of the game (depending on the region, and the house rules of the table).

"Game over. Goodnight, thanks for coming. Your game is a joke. Oh, but please.... try redemption."

by Matt A. Brown July 30, 2006

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011