J-Bob: Have you heard that band Sparks?
A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....
A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....
by J_Bob February 14, 2007
Get the sparks the rescue mug.Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.
by Mike Daly April 11, 2008
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I've been cleaning the house for hours, and it's spotless. Now it's time to rescue the snakes and clean up the puke in the bathroom.
Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.
Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.
by Rick Anders March 19, 2008
Get the rescue the snakes mug.An individual who holds a position for the sole purpose of listing that position on their resume.
Generally this applies to a temporary position and the individual involved does not fulfill the necessary requirements for that position yet, the title of their position sounds very impressive on a resume.
Generally this applies to a temporary position and the individual involved does not fulfill the necessary requirements for that position yet, the title of their position sounds very impressive on a resume.
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John: "Sam is never in his office. He is the President of our organizations but never does anything here."
Jack: "I'm pretty sure he is just a resume leech."
John: "Sam is never in his office. He is the President of our organizations but never does anything here."
Jack: "I'm pretty sure he is just a resume leech."
by Cheahman March 17, 2010
Get the resume leech mug.(Pronounced POWLish r'zoom) A variation of the withdrawal method, wherein the penis is re-inserted into the vagina immediately after (and sometimes during) ejaculation.
Stacy: "You hear Theresa is pregnant?"
Martha: "No! But I heard Francis was a pretty big fan of the Polish resume! He calls it 'courting fate'"
Martha: "No! But I heard Francis was a pretty big fan of the Polish resume! He calls it 'courting fate'"
by Alien Warthog February 24, 2018
Get the polish resume mug.This is a term for a kid in high school who will do pretty much any charitable act or good deed just so it appears on his or her resume and may boost his or her chances of getting into the college of their choice. The college of their choice is usually Ivy League and the typical College Resume Whore is someone who's mother still packs their lunches and who says they can be anything they want to be - as long as they get into a top school.
To be a true College Resume Whore (or CRW) the person must be doing the volunteering and good deeds for the sole purpose of loading up their resumes so that colleges will think they are a Saint and accept them. If someone is volunteering just because they enjoy volunteering they are not CRWs, they are a classic nerd or just a genuinely good person.
To be a true College Resume Whore (or CRW) the person must be doing the volunteering and good deeds for the sole purpose of loading up their resumes so that colleges will think they are a Saint and accept them. If someone is volunteering just because they enjoy volunteering they are not CRWs, they are a classic nerd or just a genuinely good person.
College Resume Whore: YES! I've been accepted to MIT, I guess volunteering all those hours slopping food onto old people's plates at the retirement home was worth it to seal this deal!
Volunteer recruiter: OK, so this volunteer work requires you to wipe all the brown stains that the washing machines won't take out of these kid's underwear. Once you've done that you can read them stories until their parent's pick them up from daycare. The parent's should be arriving in five hours, I hope you like Dr. Seus!
College Resume Whore: Shiiit, this better get me into that Ivy League school! I will not take going to a state school, Ivy League school's just sound better, I must go there at all costs!!!
Volunteer recruiter: OK, so this volunteer work requires you to wipe all the brown stains that the washing machines won't take out of these kid's underwear. Once you've done that you can read them stories until their parent's pick them up from daycare. The parent's should be arriving in five hours, I hope you like Dr. Seus!
College Resume Whore: Shiiit, this better get me into that Ivy League school! I will not take going to a state school, Ivy League school's just sound better, I must go there at all costs!!!
by Boston Glitch Pigeon July 16, 2009
Get the College Resume Whore mug.Applying for a job with a meme as your resume. Definitely taking a risk with this approach but if you can sum up your entire resume in a meme, you're probably going to get the job.
HR: We've narrowed it down to five applicants, four have very impressive resumes and one sent a meme as their resume, a resumeme, so... we have to meet this guy. Schedule an interview.
by Dd. February 22, 2013
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