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reptile dysfunction

Looks like your new man friend has reptile dysfunction.
by Brewster Molis September 24, 2011
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reptile zoo

A common hallucination while in the depths of an acid trip. A place inhabited by often hostile reptiles of various sizes an colors who are not to be reasoned with.
Mr. Thompson (Trippin off Acid) - We were right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo and someone was giving booze to these damn animals.
by The Dr is in October 12, 2008
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sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.
The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.
by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006
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reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.
Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.
by telephone man August 30, 2010
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ReptileShadow

My friend is such a ReptileShadow
by Rusty Wheeler February 11, 2021
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reptile mode

Being so trashed that you change species and can only maintain homeostasis, like a reptile.
That girl over there is so trashed she's in reptile mode

"I'm a reptile"
by bison boy September 2, 2018
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Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke
by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020
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