post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

by kansas54 August 6, 2017

Realizationgasm

A realizationgasm is when you see an actor or actress in a movie and you know that you have seen them in another movie but you cannot remember what movie or which character they played until finally you hit the point of climax and remember who they played and in what movie! The resulting happiness and the joy you feel for remembering is a realizationgasm.

Tyler: ARGHH who is that girl?

Camille: we saw her in somthing what was it?

Tyler: Ohh Ohh AHH realizationgasm it is Mal from Inception! Ohh yess!

by TyBunk November 3, 2010

the realization

Happens when you smoke marijuana for the first time. It’s the feeling of anxiety but also the feeling soothingness at the same time

Bro the first time I got high as fuck, i freak the fuck out it’s called the realization

by Jesus - April 7, 2021

Replationship

Mutilation of the words "Replace" and "Relationship".

The act of gatting in a relationship with someone, for the sole purpose of dumping them for their friend.

Guy1: Why didn't you get jenna a present for valentines day?
Guy2: Oh it's just a replationship.. I'm trying to get with her sister!

by TClems October 20, 2008

Reddication

To spend all of your free time browsing the awesome website Reddit.com; getting sucked in to all of its cool articles, funny comments, karmawhoring, and always telling yourself "Just 1 more article and ill get off"

I went on a total Reddication this weekend.

by Sinix September 3, 2010

surprise relocation

The act of moving an object or person from one location to another against their will.

H: What did you do last night Bill?
B: Well Henry, I drugged my little brother and dropped him off in a dumpster at the nearest sweatshop.
H: Isn't that called kidnap?
B: Hell no! It's just surprise relocation.

by eyes2thesku4u May 20, 2008

Reclination

The act of reclining in an angle in excess of 45 degrees.

Whenever he goes into reclination, his eyes close, and he is out for the count.

by Latigress121 December 5, 2021