Retch

A debacherer, a pervert or utter cunt.
Notably aggressive in nature, someone who needs to re-learn their apparently native tongue.
Someone who enjoys vadalism, especially egg-throwing and ripping England flags off of chav's cars.
A person with a very low sense of loyalty and absolutely no morals.
Someone who thinks that utterly shite music is "Bo." and has a VERY small penis. Seriously.
A person who may shout at people who don't understand why someone would try to pick up all the glass on the floor after a concert.

If you were in a pub and someone put on Shania Twain, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and a scrawny little rat with a two inch hard on danced past you, smoking a spliff and popping pills, dancing like a tit-wank with a pool cue saying something along the lines of "Yeah man, like, nintendo, like...man...like..." whilst hitting on your girlfriend even AFTER she has said no, he would be considered a Retch.

by YouKnowWho YouDickWad December 24, 2006

Retchy

18 year old that plays 2k and jacks his dick in the shower with lawry

Don be a”retchy”

by Fgvjjj June 10, 2019

Retch

Bad weed.

"Man, you smell that?"

"Yea, someone's smoking some retch."

by @nosilla_ann November 14, 2013

retchy

fuckin ugly ass biotch!!!!

damn that bitch was a retchy

by Argon April 5, 2003

retch

Right, directly, exactly.

I'm gonna have all you women / retch under my command. --Muddy Waters, "Got My Mojo Working"

by brockvond August 3, 2007

fully retched up spedmaster

there is something really really wrong with the person,retarded

omfg ur a fully retched up spedmaster

by james simpson July 7, 2006

reotch

can be used in place of bitch

"Damn, that was a reotchin' party!"
"Joplin's such a reotch.."

by Nikole Ravin November 13, 2005