noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010
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A way for a woman to reject a man in a beautiful way. The woman will agree with a pleasantry that you express to her, however, she will also say that you would not like this, that, me, etc. because of a flaw or tendency that the woman may or may not have. Thus rejecting your kindness, by way of deflection.
Man: Would you allow a man to lick your ass?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?
Woman: Yes, but you would not like it because I have some hair down there.
Man: Do not use the rejection deflection on me.
Woman: Wait, you know about that?
by OOOne. April 10, 2010
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Get the rejectamenta mug.This word largely comes from the historical utilization of ignorant words referred to as Ebonics. The explicit explanation of the rejective ignorance within any word made up in this preffered dialect. This language is not consistent with the "norm" American english language;however, it is preferred amongst specific populations that are considered "ballers", "pimps", and "gangstas". Most often this language is a barrier to employment and normal social etiquette. However, it is a consistent infringement upon society as a whole and the state education boards across America. Its use is a detriment to society. "Rejectibonics" has and continues to disadvantage society and our future generations. Individuals alike will suffer the dibilitating effects of this culture shock at some point in their lives!
by Mary Jane-1975 March 17, 2010
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It is mainly used by people who are not big participaters in sport and when they actually feel like doing something no one passes them the ball
It is mainly used by people who are not big participaters in sport and when they actually feel like doing something no one passes them the ball
Person 1: *arms up* here, I'm over here
Person 2: *passes it to someone else*
Person 3: person 1, that was so rejectism
Person 1: I know, it's not fair. Rejectism isn't fair
Person 2: *passes it to someone else*
Person 3: person 1, that was so rejectism
Person 1: I know, it's not fair. Rejectism isn't fair
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by CarolD. February 18, 2009
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