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Regressive Rock

A style of music that emerged in the 2000's. Regressive Rock is commonly characterized by relentless use of 4/4 time, unimaginative lyrics, mundane 4 minute verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-chorus song structures and lengths, and generally untalented musicians. Instrument choice is limited to guitar bass and drums.

Also sometimes called "Reg Rock"
Nickelback is a great regressive rock band, they're so brilliantly unimaginative!
by Leifenhausen March 22, 2010
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Taco Bell Regret

Its like coyote ugly, but involving your stomach and a bag full of empty Taco bell wrappers.
"What you are doing in there, Tom?"

"Working through some Taco Bell Regret! *flush*"
by El-Guapo April 15, 2013
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age regressor

An age regressor is a person who is mentally younger for periods of time due to stress. This is common in people with PTSD,
Autism, Anxiety, or other disabilities that cause them to have large amounts of stress.
Age regression is nothing to be ashamed of, and is completly normal.
"Dude, why are you buying adult pacifiers?"
"I'm an age regressor, It helps me relax"
by Autistic deer July 26, 2017
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No regerts

An unfortunate tattoo that was supposed to be "no regrets"
Did you see Frannie's tattoo? It said "no regerts," Gonna have to live with that the rest of her life.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 20, 2016
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Regression Monkey

An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().

The term is a reference to the old adage, "Infinite monkey theorem", that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."
A Regression Monkey hitting keys at random on a computer with Stata for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of insightful economics.
by Reg Monkey August 5, 2019
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A phrase that has been ironically quoted by many vtubers after a Twitter user posted screenshots of an alleged vtuber asking for free art saying "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this" after the artist refused.
1: "can I have free art?"

2: "no"
1: "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this"
by whatthehword December 17, 2020
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Regret

When you've done something you wish you hadn't, or hadn't done something you wish you had.

To argue which is worse is an exercise in futility; for the weight of their pain is subjective: the falling out of a friendship because of an unbridled tongue, the loss of the one you love because you didn't speak up, someone committing suicide because of something you'd said. The pain is there, festering; gnawing at your soul; relentlessly reminding you of its reason for existing: yourself. There's no one else you can blame; for there is no one else TO blame. All you can do is bear this burden, because it is a burden you've forced yourself to bear. And you do so willingly- subconsciously seeing it as penance for your sins.
"Nowhere can a man run- no matter how far- from that which resides in his mind's eye. In vain, he persuades himself that he's able, that he can roam the world eternally until his thoughts fall to the wayside in exhaustion, that he can outlast them as though they were bound by mortal limitations. In his delusion, he forgets that he cannot outrun himself; for his antagonist does not rest from without, but from within. Like a demon sitting on his shoulder, the imp whispers his barbs wherever he goes, piercing him with every step; and yet he continues, thinking his consolation to be measured in miles..."

Regret cannot be satisfied with distance- that is the moral of this story.
by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 24, 2013
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