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registration

The alignment of the printing plates in four colour offset printing.
"The registration of this newspaper is horrible. Everything looks blurry."
by ProMan135 September 4, 2005
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Regulation

Contrary to popular republican belief, NOT the road to Socialism. Rather the gates that prevent banks from using your money to make bad investments until "It's gone." Also the reason a loaf of bread does not cost 5 million dollars.
South Park explains the consequences of lacking regulation.
"Great, I will deposit the money in your account. Then I will invest the money in unstable foreign currency in order to turn a profit, and it's gone. This table is for account holders only. NEXT!"
by the sad truth February 11, 2013
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pass legislation

1 - v.) Cutting someone/Being cut off by someone on the street/expressway (Must be used in a horrible Sean Connery imitation)

2 - v.) also see pass a bill through Congress
1) "You can pass legislation, but you do so without my permission, asshole!"

2) "Excuse me whilst I pass legistlation"
by muskaLipman January 11, 2005
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regulation

The Act of regulating; Regulating in a large scale;
That Leva put the whole damm block on regulation!

So i just walked up grabbed his soda, and said "regulation".

John said he can spit better then tim. Tim had to drop some regulation.

tom saw kelly slap katie and screamed "dammm, regulation!"

When WPC walked down out block there was regulation.

The Popo's put regulation in effect when they showed up.
by J-Stu December 3, 2005
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Regulation Ranger

The US ARMY has always maintained its' own cultural norms and behaviors. Longstanding jokes and traditions are part of the very make up and fabric of everyday soldier life. One such longstanding, common euphymism was the identification of "Barracks" titles. There was the "Barracks Barber", usually a lower enlisted who would undercut the Post barber by offering cheaper (and usually better) haircuts within the actual barracks. Of course, there came to be a "Barracks Lawyer" to compliment whatever legal dispute or disciplinary claims that soldiers inquire about. To supercede the "Barracks Lawyer" there is now such an appropriate personal title as "Regulation Ranger". Usually a Regulation Ranger has over an average of 7 years of total service, and usually at least one combat deployment. By a wide margin, most Regulation Rangers happen to hold a rank of Staff Sergeant or above. Most Regulation Rangers are ARMY RESERVISTS as well, and hold absolutely zero authority in their regular, stateside, full time career. As a result of their obvious insecurity towards their duties as a leader, most Regulation Rangers study the ARMY Regulation books in their free time. The point of studying regulation books is so that they may exert their authority over those subordinate to them. Most Regulation Rangers are not only insecure, but many have power and responsibility complexes as well. Never far behind a unit commander or senior NCO is a Regulation Ranger, always manipulating and methodically playing "games" so as to implement more and more useless rules. When the implementation of a new rule is emplaced, a Regulation Ranger is satisfied. Unfortunately, this micromanagement doesn't stop, for it spreads among their like-minded counterparts that are bucking for rank. The only way to defeat a Regulation Ranger is to outperform and outclass them in every possible aspect.
Usually being in the ranks of E-6 to E-9, most Regulation Rangers are insecure and have control complexes.

A Regulation Ranger can implement whatever rules they wish to, and often make up redundant, useless rules right on the fly.

"Hey, you can't wear a knife on your belt. It says so in the regs!"

"Hey! You're only allowed to lift weights after 1700, it was put out in the regs"

"You're not allowed to take more than one pop-tart from Class 1. It says somewhere in the regs!"
by gatesoftanhauser May 15, 2009
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First Date Regulations for Men

1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.

3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.

8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.

9. Bring a condom. You never know.

10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
Idk what to do for this date.

“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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passing legislation

To take a shit. In particular a big or nasty shit. To diarrhea.

What congress does (especially U.S. Congress).
Q: What are you doing in there? It stinks like hell.

A: I just passed some serious legislation.

or

A: passing legislation.
by Dekularay July 7, 2010
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