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The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet
Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.
by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010
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Autumn Reeser

A California-born actress (Born 09.21.1980) best known for her role as Taylor Townsend on the Fox TV Series 'The OC.'

Extremely talented, beautiful, sexy (and a great tease!), funny, and marriage-material.
Person #1: Practice makes perfect, which is how I know Autumn Reeser practiced "beauty."
by OTHandOCaddict February 3, 2009
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Delcambre Reeboks

a term used mainly in the Cajun area of south-central Louisiana, for the white, rubber boots often worn by operators of shrimp boats. Delcambre is a town in Louisiana where shrimpers are born and raised.
Mais look dat couillon dancin' with his delcambre reeboks on.
by MistaT33 October 5, 2011
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Reese's Puffs

It's candy... For BREAKFAST?!
Not candy... REESE'S PUFFS CEREAL! JUST ONE BITE, AND MY TASTE BUDS ARE LOST IN A SEA OF CHOCOLATEY FLAVOR!!! REESES PUFFS IS CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!
by Marshall Teller May 28, 2010
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creative reason

when you kick someone off or out of something, because you’re afraid you might have to get out of bed and actually do your job.
Krista: we are letting go of Arizona and April for creative reasons
by 911yeshello May 17, 2018
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Reese's Man

A man, a myth and legend of the cosplay community who gave away free candy and makes everyone smile. He passed on June 16th, 2020.
"Hey, who is that dude in the orange?"
"Oh him? That's the Reese's Man"
by DirtyLeon June 18, 2020
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Reasonable Doubt

1. Rapper Jay-Z's 1996 debut album. Considered by many to be one of the greatest rap albums ever.
2. Legal term for when there is a plausible reason to believe that someone has not committed the crime of which they are being accused.
1. "The Black Album" was tight, but "Reasonable Doubt" is still Jigga's best album.

2. The witness was unable to place my client at the crime, therefore you have reasonable doubt annd you have to acquit my client.
by Jason Vernon March 18, 2004
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