Gay Rebellion

When a man and a woman are having sex, the woman pulls out a rather large dildo and proceeds to shove it in the mans anus while screaming "GAY REBELLION!!"


"made by tyler and jesse"

man 1: man my ass hurts
man 2: why?
man 1: my girlfriend participated in the gay rebellion last night. fuckin cunt

by gay dino (megasoreass) April 19, 2009

rebellion

saying FUCK YOU to the world and the government and anything you dont agree with.

The rebellion said "im not going to do that"

by witesk8er May 29, 2007

The Saslow Rebellion

A rebellion led by Demitrius Saslow of the Canadian Saslow Clan which states that selflessness, subtlety, and soft voices are to be outlawed in all civil (or uncivil) societies. National holidays include the Saint Sanjurjo Day Parade (in the nude) during which all national media outlets broadcast rereuns of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The rebellion established 75 Chick Fillet franchises throughout the east coast in the course of one week.

If it were not for the Saslow Rebellion, we would not be here.

Our forefathers died for the Saslow Rebellion.

by Glenn Reasoner October 11, 2006

rebellious

Used to describe someone who has contradictory actions to what is asked or expected of them.

Man, Rachael is so rebellious. She really hates that monkey.

by mr_chili September 30, 2014

rebellious teenager

Youth rebellion is considered to be committed by those who lack 'maturity' although it is certainly not so, and is actually a natural response to perceived oppression.

Parent- "You must obey and be a subordinate simply because you happened to have been born later than I have."

Teen- "Your regulations are unjust. Only a fool would abide by them and therefore I refuse to conform to your regulations that are poorly conceived and irrational."

Parent- "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! You're grounded for a month, young lady! How DARE you question my authority over you! You ungrateful rebellious teenager!"

Teen- "You're not grounding me! I am too intelligent to remain in this position. I did not choose to be born, and my life is my own, no matter the circumstances. I will not allow you to impede my enjoyment obtained from life, and therefore I must rebel against you. YOUTH SHALL GAIN EMPOWERMENT!!! RESIST THE OPPRESSION!!!"

by Gothic Satanist March 6, 2007

rebellion

Something all human beings have the right, and the moral responsibility, to do, if/when their current system of government or society no longer performs legitimate functions. Said right is guaranteed in the United States Constitution and is immortalized in the prose of Thomas Jefferson.

The British taxed us and tried to take our guns...

Bill Clinton and Janet Reno shot people and torched buildings full of people...

The result? American Revolution. Timothy McVeigh. Rebellion.

by militant August 31, 2003

Redball

When senior management throwing large number of resources and funds to resolve a sensitive issue. Often seen in conjunction with vague orders from management to "just fix it." Widely used in the works by author David Simon in his dealings with the Baltimore Homicide unit.

When a tourist is murdered in Baltimore, it's a "redball" case for Homicide

by hepcat610 September 2, 2009