Skip to main content

brown recluse

The human anus.
In the locker room I accidentally caught a look at Joe's brown recluse.
by Pickle Ron June 18, 2019
mugGet the brown reclusemug.

Brown recluse

Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!
by zBrinks February 7, 2017
mugGet the Brown reclusemug.

Dick recluse

A bunch of dudes bone'n a female and/or male.
This creating a muddy, shitty, mess which resembles a spider (brown recluse)
Nate and his buddies were fucking a grandmother creating a dick recluse.
by Nesto September 24, 2006
mugGet the Dick reclusemug.

Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.
Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
mugGet the Brown recluse spidermug.

Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

Someone who stays home all week, doesn't go to college/school, stays home at the weekend and avoids social situation because there is snow outside.
(Phone Conversation)
Person 1 : Where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
Person 2: Yeah er. Sorry. Its snowing outside. I mean its cold and err.. dangerous. Oh look at that- Doorbell!! Got to go..
(Hangs Up)
Person 1: Such a Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

(At School)
Person 1- Alright SIR ..?
Person 2- Shut up.
by Lucy444 January 11, 2010
mugGet the Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)mug.

Political recluse

1: A politician who does not frequently interact with the people who live in the constituency they represent
2: A politician who does not frequently interact with other politicians in the level of government they work in
Senator Moninclair is a political recluse; for she rarely interacts with people from the area she was elected to serve.
by Vanguard 1998 March 24, 2021
mugGet the Political reclusemug.

Cretin recluse

A person headed to a karaoke bar...who is deaf too.
The Cretin recluse chewed out the mother superior, for blaming him for the apocalypse.
by Kjar October 9, 2019
mugGet the Cretin reclusemug.

Share this definition