Ratarde

Someone who is confused and unhinged. Not related to the word retard.

The person who escaped the asylum is a ratarde.

by awesomelysmartandfilledwithlov January 22, 2018

ratrod

An unceremoniously modified old car, jalopy or rough hot rod. Ratrods are eternally works-in-progress, unpainted or primered, with special reverence paid to pre 1960's American iron, Yankee ingenuity, reckless driving, drag racing, juvinile deliquency and shade tree engineering. The driver smokes, his ballast looks like Betty Page, and he has a fortune tied-up in scratch.

Dick spends more time working on that old ratrod of his than he does up against my bare white ass. I wish he would play me more often so I'd know he loves me like his Ford.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

ratard

A word I made up that now means someone who resembles a rat (big teeth etc.) and who is stupid.

Andrew Bray, you're a ratard... MASTER SPLINTER!!!!!

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

ratard

A somewhat derogatory adjective.I invented the word ratard in 2005.It is a combination of retard and rat-like qualities. It can refer to a person or a thing/object.In our house sometimes instead of saying something is a ratard we just say "Voo Voo!" in a stupid voice.

"He's a real ratard!" Or "I made a ratard soup of old left-overs" Or "That used car I just bought turned out to be a ratard"

by M Nugent December 14, 2008

Ratorta

After not washing the penis for a long while it develops a ring of a cheesy substance under the foreskin, when removed, this is a ratorta.

"I think I am gonna be sick, James just pulled out his ratorta"

"Aw god I need a shower, I'm getting a ratorta"

by Mr. Tiny Penis July 7, 2009

Ratoaded

ridiculous, nonsensical, to feel as if your day amounted to nothing more than that of a raccoon and a toad

"You guys, are ratoaded" "That make up, while creative, was ratoaded"

by The Makeup Class April 22, 2010

Ratodd

Ratodd is a very clumsy person. Because if you didn't notice, it sounds like "Retard." They always masturbate with fluffy blankets and plays nothing but World of Warcraft in their freetime. They enjoy skype calls with their only friends, A beautiful girl named Raquel, a person named Karl, and a washed-up porn star named J.j. Ratodds' real name is Todd. But everyone calls him Ratodd because of all the traits I have described.

Man, Todd's so dumb.. He's just a Ratodd.

by kisagdfaklsudghlasiuch June 13, 2013