rartard

Another word for retard, along with rarted and other words. Used as a less offensive alternative to retard and a meme in its entirety.

That guy is such a rartard

by Meme Thesaurus October 31, 2018

rarted

The single worst insult you can say to someone. Saying it will end their career in seconds with no recovery recorded yet.

Jimmy: I just think Black Panther is SJW propaganda and should be boycotted
Big Will: You are rarted
Jimmy: *dies*

by sireatassalot February 26, 2018

I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

by Drbigman May 28, 2016

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

by B. Snooks June 16, 2010

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Ratheist

An atheist who frequents the r/atheism subreddit.

Man, Matthew is such a ratheist!

by Mr Church Sir August 22, 2011