U.S. Army Rangers

Specially trained military soldiers for the United States.

Synonym: Wrath of God

Person 1: I served with the U.S. Army Rangers.
Person 2: Damn...nuf said.

by Sumocolt768 October 19, 2013

United States Army Ranger

A soldier whom serves their enlistment in the 75th Ranger Regiment. These individuals are specially trained, and endure various selection/training processes in order to gain entrance into the 75th. They fall under USASOC, are considered "specialized infantry", and have a very specific mission set with in the special operations realm. They are indentified by their tan berets, Ranger Battalion unit scrolls, and knarley stares. These men are not to be crossed.

Army Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment are notorious for maintaining their high level of training, and take pride on keeping every Ranger at a high level of physical fitness as well as having them far more skilled in their professions than any basic soldier/marine.

Billy and Jimmy were hanging out with their frat bothers at a bar when one of them said the wrong thing to the wrong guy. After waking up in the ER, they were informed that they had been sent there by the group of United States Army Rangers they had popped off to, and that their girlfriends had left with the Rangers.

Extremist organizations want no part of the soldiers of the 75th Ranger Regiment... Doesn't make business sense.

by 275Watchman7tre April 21, 2009

The Stoned Ranger

1 teaspoon butter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. Pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. Let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. Pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.

"Dude do you remember last night?"
"Not after The Stoned Ranger!"

by Beanbah123 October 10, 2015

sick call ranger

A soldier in the US Army who constantly goes to "sick call" usually to get out of PT.

Over half of the privates in A Co 305th MI Bn at Fort Huachuca, Arizona are sick call rangers riding profiles to get out of PT like little lazy pathetic privates who will go no where in my Army.

by PV2 Not giving my name! September 15, 2006

sloane ranger

A young steretypically blonde woman who likes hanging out in Chelsea, primarily on the Kings road in London.

She is generally public school educated and her most popular university choices are either Oxbridge, Bristol or Edinburgh.

In the late 90's this woman would not be seen without her pastel pashmina.

Being called a Sloane ranger indicates that you are of a generally reasonable class level, however, it also indicates a certain vacuousness/air-head like attitude and snobbishness.

Check out the Sloane Rangers in Henry J Beans on the Kings road.

by Fabien Kincade July 27, 2006

Sloane Ranger

The term "Sloane Ranger" (often pluralised to just Sloanes) refers to the lifestyle of upper-middle class young women living in West London. It was coined by British author Peter York in his book the Official Sloane Ranger Handbook (co-authored with Ann Barr). The term combines "Sloane Square" (an area of London where these women would typically live or hang out) with "Lone Ranger." The term is now applied to men as well as women. Beware: it can be used as a slur.

The archetypal Sloane Ranger was Lady Diana Spencer before her marriage to Charles, Prince of Wales.

by Cary Granite October 6, 2005

Starfish Ranger

The medical term used for a predominantly albino homosexual who enjoys ramming small jewish boys in the rectum.

wow i thought i was being attacked by a swarm of bees, but to my utmost satisfaction it was only a starfish ranger

by p-oke-her-face October 20, 2010