Randomizer

A womanizer who makes out with random girls.

I have been with womanizers, but dude, you are a randomizer!

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

randomites

A random person, several random people.

Hello randomites! You probably don't know me, since I'm a random stranger right now, but I'm awesome!

by General GPW March 11, 2010

Randomizer

(n.): The stereotypical white Anglo-Saxon Protestant (see WASP) who is chosen by the TSA/airport security to be thoroughly checked, just to try to eliminate the obvious racial profiling. Hence, the randomizer helps the security check system appear random instead of racist.

Wonderful timing, I am in a rush, about to push through security when they choose me to be the randomizer. Definitely missed that flight.

by Cryonaka November 27, 2011

Randomizer

a thing that chooses for you

Wow the randomizer said yea

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

randalized

getting fucked over by ur boss, either money, or slaving u out.....

20 hrs i worked today, rabu's paying me for 8, no ot, damn homie you gettin randalized by randy

by gr8kock November 12, 2015

Randoize

Verb, to use random indiscriminate force on an object, more force than needed to obtain a result.

My monitor died so i randoized it with a bowling ball before taking it to be recycled

by Solahma June 6, 2018