ambulance

a medically equipped vehicle intended for the use of caring for people in true emergencies, such as cardiac arrests, or stabbing/shooting victims, but recently has become a glorfied TAXI of selfish, stupid, inconsiderate, dumb ass people who take the resources away from people who really need the help.

Edward - 54 year old male from San Francisco , "OH my gosh my wife is not breathing, I need an ambulance!"

Billy - 21 year old male from East LA, "I ah...dink I need myself one of them ambulances yo.....cause like Im having troulbe breathing.....cuz ya know...like I took too much meth man!"

by bmw4dea August 10, 2007

ambulance chaser

A lawyer who looks out for accidents or incidents in which he can help someone sue for his own gain

When I got into the brawl at the pub the ambulance chasers came out after me

by AgentM September 21, 2003

Ambulance Chaser

A type of lawyer who ranks lower than a pile of excrement in terms of what he/she contributes to society.

Q: What do you call an ambulance chaser riddled with bullets?

A: A good start.

by Aw yeah October 13, 2003

ambulance chaser

An unscrupulous lawyer.

As soon as he arrived in the emergency room following the car crash, he was greeted by three ambulance chasers.

by chiggley December 2, 2004

AMBULANCE DRIVER

What the ignorant world call the people who train there asses off to help injured people. We Are EMT's and PARAMEDICS. Yes we do drive an ambulance, but are way more intelligent than people give credit. WE get abused, mistreated, spit on, cussed at, belittled on a daily basis, miss numerous hours of sleep and miss meals all so we can take you to the hospital, even if it is not truly an emergency and you just want a ride because you believe you will get seen faster. POLICE ARE THE FINEST, FIREFIGHTERS ARE THE BRAVEST AND EMS ARE THE FORGOTTEN.

I called 911 and the ambulance drivers showed up.

by paragod October 20, 2007

mexican ambulance

a wheel barrow, hand truck or dolly.

"Pedro just cut off his toe with the shovel! Then dump out that cement, and take him in the mexican ambulance."

by R. Brown July 6, 2007

Hambulance

When a rather large person is in need of an ambulance for any reason.

"That fat bitch broke her leg trying to chase down the ice cream truck, call the hambulance."

"Holy shit! That fat dude just passed out after eating 7 double cheeseburgers, better call the hambulance."

by William J J T October 26, 2010