Toilet Radar

When you're desperate for a poo, your toilet radar makes your need to go more and more urgent the closer you get to a toilet. The moment you close the cubicle door and start to pull your pants down, your toilet radar goes into overdrive and there's no going back!

Your toilet radar also has a 'roaming' mode for when you go to a country where you are fearful of the sanitary standards of the bathrooms. With no acceptable toilet nearby, your toilet radar suppresses the need to relieve yourself for days at a time.

Relieved Man 1: "Phew, that was a close one, my toilet radar went mad just as I got into the cubicle - it was a close shave as the radar nearly didn't account for the trouble I was going to have unbuttoning my jeans!"

Friend: "Too much information, man."

by famico December 2, 2009

Radar Sphincter

The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.

Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.

by T Macalicious November 27, 2010

Anal Radar

The ever increasing urge to shit when the anus realizes it's closer to home.

Seven miles from home I'm fine. Two blocks away and my anal radar kicks in and I really gotta shit.

by ferrdog August 6, 2009

Interracial radar

being able to detect when someone of the opposite race is attracted to your race

the white girl registers a blip on my interracial radar

by Jeremy Millz January 28, 2013

under the radar

when someone is in a situation where very little or no attention is drawn to them

somehow they managed to stay under the radar for years while skimming all that cash from the bank.

by bungalow bill May 13, 2006

radalicious

word invented by scholar abigayle roberts

radder than rad,best of the best

hello kitty is radalicious

by DreamerBaby222222 March 15, 2009

Radar Love

Old Rock song created by Golden Earing that was about having a conection with the one you love and trying to get there. the word radar love is described by saying that there is no need for phone conections or writing letter, theyve got something in the air called radar love

-i know my baby needs me

-did u call her??

-no man

-then how do you know??

-we got something called "Radar Love"

by word cre8er March 10, 2010