rack

To injure oneself in a gruesome manner in which the testicles are crushed and/or have much pressure applied. It is common for all onlookers to burst into spontaneous fits of malicious laughter.

Oh God! He racked himself on the rail!

by QuiveringSpleen March 28, 2003

Rack

To shoplift or steal.

Look at all this shit i racked from the servo.

Look at that shitcunt he cant rack for shit.

Look at him go he's racking like a champion

by Fathead(Steven Kay) Rackmaster October 7, 2007

Rack

Rack (verb): To strike a male in the groin, specifically in the testicles. Despite the highly painful results, the term 'rack' generally expresses playful, friendly, or prankish intentions. Though its origins are unknown, it is suspected to have grown from the common billiards term, to rack ("rack up") the balls for the striker.

"Jon stole my last soda, but I racked him, so it all evened out."

"The golf ball ricocheted off the tree and racked Frank, causing him to keel over in the midst of his laughing friends."

by GBC The Box February 6, 2010

Rack

A slang word for skateboard

Dude, go grab your rack and we'll hit up the skatepark.

by Fran [RMME1] March 16, 2010

Rack

Truck or other vehicle with a ladder-type frame

I will fix your rack if you'll take old Jack, my dog.

by HarborLights June 14, 2011

Rack

To sleep. Usually referring to sleeping in an inappropriate place, such as in school, on the floor, during a movie, etc., but can be used to describe any sleeping situation.

"How did that movie end? I was racked the whole time."
"I'm exhausted. I'm going to go home and rack."
"Everyone check out Sam, he's racked on the ground right now."

by beautysleep January 9, 2012

rack

A complete set of human breasts, ready for use by the male of the species

Johnny:"hey dude your sister has a nice rack. Mind if I cop a feel"
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)

by skumliterati March 12, 2015