Butthole Rabbits

Butthole Rabbits are one foot tall, hairy, doughnut shaped creatures that walk on miniature butt cheeks, communicate through fart noises and live under the rule of the Butthole Rabbit king. They come from an alternate universe and the only food they can eat are small red berries that cause sonic diarrhea. Butthole Rabbits usually spend their time doing butt-related activities, such as Rugby, Ass-kicking, participating in Flatulent Orchestras, fornication, eating, and most of all, torturing others.

Ryan, a leading scientist in buttology, led an exploration team into an alternate universe, where he discovered the Butthole Rabbits, before disappearing on their home world, and was never found. Rumors suggest that he had died of sonic diarrhea after being captured and forced to eat the berries which his butthole couldn't handle and he blew out his sphincter, unlike the rabbits who were already adapted to the berries effects.

by funnyfella55 October 26, 2012

ass rabies

After you hit it you have vicious foaming of the anus Symptons: Foam out your ass, Red anus

After having anal Billy's ass foams up and gets red. He now has ass rabies.

by ubuser765 May 5, 2015

Rabbie

Rare, one-of-a-kind person, great sense of humor; funny, always makes a person smile/laugh. Very sociable (outgoing), the ice-breaker in any situation, and always makes you feel warm and welcomed....tenderhearted, sweet, genuine, loving, breathtaking, amazing, beautiful/handsome, adorable... optimistic, goal-oriented, very intelligent and is successful in everything they do. Warning: irresistible, and addicting.

Whoever finds a Rabbie is the luckiest person alive!

by A.N.D. Industries October 9, 2009

Rabies

A zombie apocalypse for furry critters

an example for Rabies "Dogs of the Dead"

by Fightfan January 21, 2014

rabies

A horrible disease usually found in skunks and bats. the disease causes the infected animal horrible pain, and eventually, if the animal has hair, it will go bald. Animals with rabies do not foam from the mouth, but instead they continuously drool. The disease affects the animal by attacking and destroying the nervous system of the infected animal.
rabies can be spread through spit. often, when an animal is toward the end of its life with rabies it will attack any living thing it sees, spreading rabies more. if a human contracts rabies, they are given a huge, painful shot for six days during the 14 day incubation period.
you can tell if nocturnal animals have rabies because they will be out during the day because they can't sleep due to the pain they are experiencing.

if a skunk has rabies, it will lose its fur and you can see that it's tail is just a rod like thing.

by Naleilei September 23, 2005

Nut Rabies

When you get done showering and realize that you missed a large amount of choap. The foamy soap bubbles that dangle from your testicles are reminiscent of the foaming of the mouth that accompanies rabies.

"I was walking through the locker room and I felt the tell-tale slimy slipping of my nutsack against my legs. I immediately realized that I had missed the choap during my rinse and had so much dangling that it looked like I had a bad case of nut rabies."

"At first I thought I caught an STD, but I soon realized the itching beneath my nutsack was just dried up choap bubbled I missed in the shower. Hey, at least my gf can't catch a nasty case of nut rabies."

by Brads Insaner March 6, 2013

Rabies sausage

When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.

My girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the "rabies sausage"

by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009