nerd quilt

A quilt with patches depicting things considered to be out of the realm of mainstream, such as neutrons and test tubes, obscure Nick at Nite cartoon characters, or tools to die-cut anything.

After a long day of die-cutting ham for his Vin Diesel statue, Belac wrapped himself up in his nerd quilt for a quiet evening of watching cartoons, eating pickles, and texting with his iSpy friends.

by Juicy Limes January 25, 2021

Shit In A Quilt

A poorly made version of 'pigs in a blanket', usually prepared from leftover or nearly spoiled meats.

-"Hey mom, what's for dinner?"
-"I didn't have time to make dinner, so here's some shit in a quilt."

by Footballsgreatsoccerisdumb.com August 17, 2011

qwittered

forced resignation due to social media fuck up.

- Dude I lost my job !
-- What Happened ?
- I qwittered. I called my boss an asshole on twitter, I forgot he was following.

by bs-clothing August 11, 2009

Quilty

Feeling soft and comfy.

Oftentimes, an individual quickly gains the trust of others and becomes the attention of fireside evenings. Available in materials such as cotton, wool, and synthetic (ew!).

Unaware of how cold December would be, I entered the frigid winds with only a light sweater. Suddenly a man walked by who looked awfully quilty, so I grabbed onto is soft embrace.

by reannecadict July 27, 2011

Quilty

Feeling guilt after quiting

I quit going to the gym, ended up getting fat all over again, now I'm feeling so quilty man...

by adnane February 7, 2022

Poo Quilt

When you are having anal sex and when you pull out she poos all over your quilt.

Hey Tom I was screwing this chick in the bum and when i pulled out she did a poo quilt all over my bed.

by RED1234456789 February 1, 2009

Pubic Quilt

A blanket, piece of cloth, sheets, sleeping bag/ cocoon made out of your pubes

Setting- prision and it's cold in the cells at night: aye Darnell can I sleep in yo pubic quilt tonite? I promise I won't hog dat whole thing I swear.

by octokw March 3, 2021