quondamness

A thesaurus full of imaginary yet important sounding words that shoddy authors use in order to find strange obscure or even imaginary words to use in their stories, in the hopes of sounding more intelligent than they will ever be.

I could use the word "shiny" but I will consult my quondamness to find a harder word to make me look smart!

by Mal1bu May 14, 2008

quone

A neologism coined in "The Stakeout" episode of the television series "Seinfeld", "quone" was a word used by Mrs. Seinfeld in a Scrabble game. It was found by Jerry to not be a real word, but Kramer insists that it means "to sedate". Whether or not this word has been adapted remains to be seen.

"This dictionary's no good, we need a medical dictionary! When a patient is difficult, you quone him." - Kramer

by UberMan April 26, 2005

Quong

When one subject blows weed smoke into a woman's womb whilst she intakes air for her next queef followed by the queef smoke going into another subjects lungs.

Hey julie, let me a carlos take a quong real quick.

by Jordansreym April 26, 2009

quonesha

a rare, unique beauty. a piece of artwork. life of the party and great to be around. a real strong, independently successful woman.

Did you see Quonesha today, she looked stunning as always.

by Kathy Taylor December 19, 2016

Quionya

Quionya is the most beautiful and funniest girl you’ll ever meet. she sweet , kind , and intelligent she’s there for you no matter what ! she has amazing body like a goddess all the boys want her and love her she has a great heart and would do everything she can for the person she really truly wants to be with. she loves her family and friends and support them no matter what she’s so funny will have you laughing for hours she’s a great friend. Always show that she mean the world to you always treat her like a queen but one thing about Her is that she’s amazing in everyone eyes especially yours the one thing you should never do is lose her because you’ll never find another woman like her !💖💯

Omg !! Is that Quionya 😍 she so Pretty

by Johnny Blake’s May 26, 2018

quonestly

The combination of quite and honestly.

Used instead of quite honestly.

Girl 1: “Did you see the new season of Adult Vampire?”
Girl 2: “Quonestly, I’m not really into that show.”

by A nail 3 June 14, 2018

Qwonkgasm

Having an orgasm from listening to the extremely sexy voice of Qwonk, the famous VRChat YouTuber. This type of gasm is usually contained in ass bakeries across the globe and within Qwonk Kingdom. Qwonk’s ass bakeries are filled with gallons of horse semen and Qwonk sauce on top of ice cream cones.

Person 1: Holy shit did my daughter just have an orgasm right in front of us?

Person 2: Yeah she was watching YouTube and had a Qwonkgasm!

Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY DAUGHTER I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS

Person 2: At least she didn’t get Qwonked in the bush in real life.

by Lipcose July 15, 2018