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Queering Aid

An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies

Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.

It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.
OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.
by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016
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Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.
You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...
by Tore Up November 30, 2011
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queefing cunt syndrome

Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections especially caused by clostridium perfringens, an organism that causes gas gangrene in infected tissue.
Maricon had an incredible bout with queefing cunt syndrome last spring.
by Phenomally January 29, 2007
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dickhole queefing

An activity that requires a person known to be a dickhead, and also able to take in information and immediately pop it back out in a gaseous, histrionic, fishy-smelling form that will tend to drive away all but those accustomed to sniffing each other's butts.
I can't go home. The house wreaks of dickhole queefing because my parents have been watching the Glenn Beck show again.
by JJBeck February 7, 2010
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Selective Queering

When a man decides he is only gay...sometimes.
Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.

Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.
by JERLA March 18, 2010
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Queering

When a gay guy wheres an earing on his right ear and his right ear only
Wow that guys super homo i can tell cuz of his queering
by dudeimthebest January 7, 2009
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queefing

Queefing can be used in substitute for trippin, lunchin, or straight acting a fool. It can also be used to describe any object in a negative manner.
I don't know whats wrong with them, but Andrea, Laura, and Christine be queefing hard.

But off the no bull, those Shaq Shoes are queefing.
by Show me what you got October 25, 2006
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