shaken quake

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 27, 2010

Quakertown

A place where being "banned for life" from the QMart is a legitimate bonafided bragging right.

quakertown

by kdsnoop November 5, 2008

Action Quake 2

The best LAN game in the world. We play Action Quake 2 to pass time in Computer Science class while we are supposed to be doing our programs.

We$ton and Lotus had open heart surgery, compliments of Austin's knife.

Mr. G loses a vital chest organ thanks to will's 12-guage.

SMILEY_BOB complains about the n00b cannon while camping in a dark alley.

by Austin Hunt May 14, 2005

Quake 4

Built on the DOOM 3 engine, Quake 4 is the sequel to the ever popular Quake II.

I hope Quake 4 has strafe jumping.

by pray4shi October 1, 2005

Quadenim

When a denim connoisseur is seen to be wearing denim jeans (1), a denim jean-jacket (2), a denim t-shirt (3) and at least one other denim based article of clothing (4). The additional and fourth item could could be denim socks, a denim hat or other denim accessory but must be visible to the viewing public, generally (but not always) ruling out denim lingerie.

Quadenim propels a denim wearer to the upper echelons of the art. There is no known higher rank.

Quadenim > Triple Denim > Double Denim

"Whoa! Look at that dude! Not double, not even triple, but..."
"...Quadenim!"
"Hero."

by Semaj Yhtomit June 7, 2013

Quabe

A bad thing which is really not good

Such a quabe

by Moodlin August 29, 2020

quakepoop

When you’re pooping and earthquake starts.

-Ablan, have you ever pooped during an earthquake? basically have you ever had a quakepoop?
-Yes, I was 6. I started crying but kept pooping.
-YASS QUEEN KEEP POOPIN

by ablanslayer June 6, 2021