Quattle

A situation that you're not quite sure about.

"Dude, what type of drink is this?"
"I'm not sure, just drink it."
"It's a quattle in a bottle."

"I want a group of naked women to feed me strips of bacon. Does that make me a pig of a man? Or am I simply a pig that wants to be a man?"

"I'm not sure, that's quite a quattle."

by D0NKEYKONGA December 5, 2014

Quattlenutts

A form of herpes, affecting the scrotal area of a junior Marine, resulting in the dramatic decrease in brain activity.

He didn't remove the telephone transfer on the Base Operations telephones due to advanced stages of quattlenutts.

by KNYLRADIO July 18, 2009

quartlebot

A perplexing occurance of random events

This week consisted of many quartlebots.

by borborgymus January 2, 2011

quartley

when you want to add a definition on urban dictionary to feel validated and important in some aspect of life, so you make up a word.

Girl 1"I'm going to Harvard"
Girl 2"I'm married!"
Me"I defined the word quartley on the Urban Dictionary!"

by Cats. Are. Correct. November 27, 2017

Quistle

A queef (usually premeditated) that's held in like a fart but slips out creating a whistle sound

Every time I hear a quistle it is followed with Loni blaming the dogs

by VAGINALHUMPERDINKPOSER November 28, 2017

quattlebaum

A situation when a gay queer is hanging out with you saying stupid things

Do you know quattlebaum

by Dhgusa March 2, 2021

Quasilesbian

Not a full blown lesbian but has kissed a couple girls and owns a just few flannel shirts

She kind of promiscuous but despite all the peen she touched she seems like a quasilesbian

by Whitesborosfinest November 11, 2022