quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.

Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"

by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019

Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

Live my life a quarter mile at a time

Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.

Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"

"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."

by Lucky_Luke July 28, 2017

Third Quarter Slump

It refers to the third term of school where you stop giving a damn about your grades. During this period you are at the highest risk of getting a C.

Yo Mack after that epic Third Quarter Slump I've gotta work my ass off to pull a B

by Dempsworth March 22, 2011

Quarter Squats

Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.

Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!

by Ricardovitz December 11, 2009

a quarter mile at a time

The act of living life in the moment. Focusing only on the next strech of road, or next milestone

Quote from the character Dom Torreto from "Fast and the Furious"

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the store, not the team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less.... I'm free"

by Rebyellion April 24, 2008

quarter send

The pussy version of a Full Send

When you commit to something but pussy out without finishing it

When Saturdays aren't for the boys

And it's never Rona season

Kyle: Should we invite Lucas over for some ronas?

Jesse: Na he's a quarter send type of guy

by nelkboyscanada November 8, 2017