Quaffle 

Used as a sentence filler, without meaning anything in particular.

Can be used as quaffle x for extra effect

Person 1 - “Whats going on”

Person 2 - “Nothing much man, quaffle

Quaffle by Daniel Haidar June 24, 2021

Quaffle 

A blunder or complete mockery.

Man the TMX pipeline is a huge quaffle.

Quaffle by Ky-Guy February 19, 2022

douche-quaffle 

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

douche-quaffle by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014

Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

Septillion Quaffle by Quaffle King January 4, 2021

quaffted 

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

quaffted by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015

quaffee 

the result when you add alcohol to your morning caffeine

I added Bailey's to my espresso, then drank my quaffee.

quaffee by gRegWord October 19, 2016

Quaffling 

The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.

guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.

Quaffling by NotGriffin March 2, 2010