quafe

Vaginal Flatulence, from a largely obese woman, exiting with enough force to rock the ground.

damn, her quafe could rock the richter scale.

by Phaaro May 19, 2008

Quafe

The male equivalent to a woman's queef where a small bubble of air gets caught inside the penis hole and makes a high pitched noise similar to that of a balloon when released.

I was embarassed when I quafed in front of my girlfriend.

by Seyton August 28, 2006

Quaf

Meaning a queer, awkward feeling.

"Dude, don't touch my leg ever again. You gave me the quaf!"
"This place is so quafy!"

by Jesenis February 21, 2009

quaffing

Used like "fucking", but used to refer to something stupid. Can be used in many forms, including, quaffer,

Get your quaffing ass over here now

God Summer, stop quaffing around!

I totally saw you with that quaffer, you bastard!

by Axl Foley February 22, 2005

quaf

so u meet this girl at the bar and she got some nice tits so your like hey baby come with me to my house and shes drunk so she like aight lets roll, so you get to your house and you cant start all floppy you gotta get hard so she playin with your dick after your hard you lube your dick up and jam it in her ass make that hole huge big enough to put ur head in and u cant forget about her tits so you turn her over and lube her tits up and fuck her tits until you cum all over her tits then she licks it off her tits and spits it all over her face then you take a picture

wow you jus got quafed

by pooponastickandlickitoff July 17, 2009

Nectar quaffing

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.

"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010

quaf waffle

a fart out of your dick. similar to a queef but for a guy. more of an insult than a real thing

-guy 1 "ha did u just fart"
-guy 2"ummmmm no"
-guy 1"thn where did tht come frm........hol shit dude u quaf waffled urself.
-guy 2"there is no such thing as a quaf waffle"
-guy 1" well u just did it........freak"

by ST.ZEUS13 June 22, 2009