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Pygmy Puma

A very short, fat person.
Damn! Check out that little pygmy puma! Shes huge.
by PygmyPumaLover January 1, 2009
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Pygmy Goat Plague

When unsuspecting vandals collect hundreds of miniature goats, and secretly drop them off in a small town or village.
They look cute, but these goats are ruining my yard! It's a Pygmy goat plague!!!
by Skinkronson June 12, 2014
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pygmy negro man

A lil Niglet who has likely caught The Big Gay, often associate themselves with Deepwater Jews. Should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.
Frank: "Ayyy nigga pass the Pygmy Negro Man, he be looking fresh as fuck!"

Some faggot: "No man you Buggin' that's my Pygmy Negro Man!"

Frank: *Casts small your dick*

Some Faggot: *Being an intellectual counters with 'No u'*

Frank: *dies*
by The Last Nigga faggot May 28, 2018
mugGet the pygmy negro manmug.

afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck

Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.
Your face looks like the afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck.
by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003
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deep water pygmy jew

John Semeraro
John Semeraro sure is a deep water pygmy jew
by Slumdogdillionaire October 4, 2017
mugGet the deep water pygmy jewmug.

yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.
I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.
by WileECoyote December 17, 2012
mugGet the yellow-haired pygmymug.

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