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Nuclearly pwned

Whe you are being beaten so badly, and you have a 30% chance or less at still winning, you could sometimes scream this.
Clan 1: oooooommggggg guys we are getting nuclearly pwned to shit. we might as well quit.

Clan 2: hell yeah guys we got these bitches! lol noobs
by Charlie kempf March 25, 2008
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Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.
1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011
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pwned like a pony

Dude you got pwned like a pony in cs last night.
by xiphias March 2, 2005
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pw3nd

Purposedly misspelled variation of pwn3d. Same as owned but l33ter or dumber depending the point of view.
H4h4h4H4h4 j00 g0t t3h pw3nd r0tflm40x0rz!!11!!3L3v3n!!!1!
by Individual March 3, 2005
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/pwned

The console command to pwn someone, or inform someone that they have been pwned.

In the Quake 3 engine, and others, the forward slash is used to denote that you want a cvar command (if you typed it without the slash, then it would be a "say" command, and broadcast to everyone in the game).

/pwned may be said on purpose rather than commanded to show emphasize the action of the pwnage without using many exclaimation marks, 1's, and oneoneones.
N00b: *shoots Kenthar with N00b Cannon* h@h@ l00ser. y00 di3 + i w1n!!!111!11oneone!!11!11oneone!!11111exclaimation pointexclaimation point!!11one
Kenthar: *While N00b is typing, knifes him in the back of the head* /pwned
N00b: OMG Typekiller! *leaves*

or

Admin: /pwned n00b
Server: N00b has been PWNED!
N00b: Abusive admin!
by Kenthar March 8, 2004
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dot dot dot pwned

An extreme pwn.
Two people have to declare it, one says “dot dot dot,” and then the next says, “pwned”
~Monarch Volleyball comes back from a 14-21 deficit to win it all~
Mike: Dot dot dot
Jack: PWNED

Mike: Jack, I heard Jeremy was taking your sister to prom?
Jack: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Mike: Dot dot dot
Russell: PWNED!!

~n00b shots MK2K in back~
n00b: hahhaha I k113d U !!!111!one!!won!!11!
~while n00b is typeing, MK2K proceeds to sneak up behind n00b and slit his thought~
n00b: 7YP3 KI113R TYP3R KILLER, 7HI5 IS G4Y!!!!one!!11!
~n00b leaves game~
MK2K: Dot dot dot
Jester35: pwned
by Mizike May 24, 2005
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pwned in the a

-to be ass-raped
(refered to in dominating someone)
-can be literal or just a saying
-Oh! he pwned u in the a!
-if person A killed person B in bball then person B got pwned in the a
by neg boy March 12, 2005
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