Friday night push ups

It’s basically exercise with a friend, but it involves a penis and you have to be on a bed.

When I get home tonight ,I’m gonna do some Friday night Push ups with my girl.

Man that guy is so hot, I hope we get to do some “Friday night push-ups”

by Terrier City May 5, 2023

A thousand push up’s’

Someone promising somebody something that they think will happen, and if they break the promise. They need to do a thousand push ups.

-Created by Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) in Brooklyn 99

“Are you sure you could cut my hair nicely?”

“ A thousand push up’s’ ”

by UR COOCHIE BEAR 💗💗 June 12, 2024

douchebag pushups

Pushups that are done rapidly and in bad form while waiting for a group exercise class to start. They are mainly performed by men trying to impress girls in the class.

That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.

by PoolPartyVato April 11, 2014

cock pushups

Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.

Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups

by ActionDan February 11, 2007

cock pushups

To lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

Can you feel how my penis has bulked up? Its the cock pushups ive been doing, does it give u more pleasure?

by Brett December 28, 2002

pc pushups

See pc muscle
Tightening your pc muscle repeatedly to strengthen it, allowing greater control over coming. Done by premature ejaculators to get normal and by pornstars to get really good at sex.

I bet that guy lives with his parents and does pc pushups.

by screamin' jay hawkins July 9, 2005

cock pushups

The act of lying flat on one's stomach and lifting oneself with one's boner.

I've increased the strength of my penis by doing cock pushups.

by Massive_D of VN DT February 3, 2004