sonic pulse

The best Sonic RP on Roblox! It has a very detailed character creator and you can customize your character however you want unless you break the Roblox TOS

Friend 1: Hey, wanna go play some Sonic Pulse?

Friend 2: sure! I haven't played it in ages. I wonder what changed..

by Retrogamer77 March 25, 2023

Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

poop purse surprise

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

Purse Sugar

Candy, gum or anything edible but of no nutritional value. Can usually be found in a woman's handbag.

"Hey girl, my stomach's growling. Ya got any purse sugar to hold me 'til lunch?"

"I've got some mints, but they're a little fuzzy."

by Lawmeow April 2, 2010

Purse spreading

When a woman consciously puts her purse or other bags next to her just to be an ass and take up space on public transport. Quite the opposite of man spreading.

Oh look at that dumb bitch complaining about man spreading, but look at her purse spreading. Fuckers

by Blaze42264 May 15, 2018

Poughkeepsie Purse Snatcher

When you do a girl in the butt, then tuck your balls into her snatch.

I want to surprise my girlfriend, I think when we are having butt sex, I'll give her the Ol' Poughkeepsie Purse Snatcher, she'll never know what hit her!

by ehcajh September 8, 2011

purse slap

To slap someone with a purse.

Grandma was using her extra powerful purse slap on the young man who tried to steal her oatmeal.

by Emily THE Hobo June 26, 2008