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Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.
Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout
by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017
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safety pullout

When a guy has to "pull out" prior to cuming, so that he doesn't impregnate his female lover.
Dude, I had to do a Safety Pullout last night because I forgot. Rubber...
by LTCFA November 25, 2017
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Pullout Party

A small get together of car friends to celebrate the pulling out of a motor that is in a project car. Usually someone fires up the BBQ, there's drinks, and music. Everyone who attends helps wrench to get the motor out.
Yo Mike! We're throwing Dave a pullout party for his Cressida. It's time to pull that pos 7mge outta there to make room for the 1jz.
by DJ MIDNIGHT November 5, 2016
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Pennsylvania Pullout

A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pullout, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
by Pat F April 21, 2007
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Kabul Pullout

When you use the pull-out method during sex to avoid pregnancy but end up leaving some behind anyway
I don't know how we ended up in this situation, we tried a Kabul Pullout and still got fucked
by Daniel Tuesday August 31, 2021
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The Kaiti pullout

While going to town on dat ass, swiftly but sneakily extract the phallus from whatever hole it may be and immediately after salivate on her backside. As she turns around to look give you a look of acceptance ejaculate entirely onto her face.
""I can't believe Amanda fell for the Kaiti pullout again
by The Kaiti pullout September 28, 2015
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The Dentist Pullout

Pulling out before you cum while receiving fellatio.
When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and you're about to bust a fat nut, but she doesn't want cum in her mouth so you pull The Dentist Pullout before you bust.
by NorthHill94 January 9, 2021
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