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Pulled Pork Handstand

When you do a handstand and get ate out.
Allison was doing a pulled pork handstand then fell and busted her lip.
by QUAVE August 7, 2009
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Pulled Pork Sandwich

A pulled pork sandwich is when a girls pussy resembles pulled pork and her camel toe resembles two sesame seed buns hints the name pulled pork sandwich. It is even more so like a pulled pork sandwich if she is having her period and the blood would resemble the BBQ sauce.
"dude I asked her for a pic and she sent me a pic of her pulled pork sandwich."

Or

"so me and my girl were doing 69 and right then is when I realized she had a pulled pork sandwich then she released blood from her pussy into my mouth."
by Dirk Diver August 25, 2011
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Pulled Pork Sandwich

When you slather barbeque sauce on your penis and use it as lubricant while you have anal sex, then when you reach completion, ejaculate in between your partner's butt cheeks.
I had at least 3 bottles of barbeque sauce left after the cook out, good thing my girlfriend was up for a pulled pork sandwich.
by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010
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pull porked

(Verb): when a woman is in doggystyle, you put both index fingers in her culo and both thumbs in her meat clutch, bury yourself eyeballs deep, and lick from hole to hole.
"Laura was so drunk last night that I pull porked her while her friends watched"

"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"
by Boatardz July 7, 2017
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Bite O' Pulled Pork

Another name for Texan congressman Beto O'Rourke. Particularly useful when used in the context of politically charged outdoor barbecues.
Alternatives also include: "Beta O'Dork" (the guy seriously looks like a string bean) and "Beano O'Rourko" (when the congressmen addresses his only probable constituents).
Me: Wow Tammy, can you believe that Mr. Sanders brought nothing to the cookout -- and demanded we redistribute all spuds and chops?!
Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!
by ComradeStarvingMan September 16, 2019
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pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.
Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.
by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020
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Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL
Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)
by I h8 nes November 24, 2022
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