Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.

My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)

Hockey Puck Gift by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011

Kninkie Puckle

The sexual act of inserting a pinkie finger into the anus but only to the first knuckle.

John was hesitant at first when Jenny tried to enter him with her hands but he was relieved when the act was merely a Kninkie Puckle. anal finger buttfun pinkie knuckle anal pain finger blast dirt button brown eye ring the doorbell pointing to his pooper

Kninkie Puckle by DirtyDoubleDuB September 19, 2016

butt pucker

Describes tightening of one's anal sphincter muscle as a result of experiencing of experiencing something extremely awkward, uncomfortable or thrilling. It is used in the same way as the expression "to get a pit in one's stomach" where stomach muscles cramp due to undergoing the same set of feelings.

While relatively rare if the distress is too much both butt puckering and a pit in the stomach can occur at the same time.

His butt puckered because he realized that she might have find out he was sleeping with her sister.

Whenever I ride on the roller coaster or bungee jump my butt puckers.

butt pucker by ma_man March 5, 2017

Pucks in deep 

Getting the puck into the dirty areas and the only thing hockey players say during an interview.

Reporter: How do you think you will be able to keep the lead in the 3rd period?

Hockey player: Ya you know, we just gotta get pucks in deep and get pucks to the net.

Reporter 2: What will it take to get by boston in the first round of the ploffs?

Player: You know, we gotta get pucks in deep, pucks to the net, and get in the dirty areas.

Reporter: Thanks for your time frank

Player: We gotta get pucks in deep and pucks to the net.

Pucks in deep by Fuck eh April 7, 2019

puck eater 

a person who believes anything told to them, however absurd.

Lars thought Nick was serious when Nick told him that two siblings born in Ireland were called Irish twins.

He's such a puck eater!

puck eater by Janmeister March 20, 2010

sneaky packy

The Australian military art form of conducting an undetected pack march in order to get jack rations during the middle of the night.

Private "This field training exercise sucks, I could really go for some Krispy Kreme donuts"

Lance Corporal "Lets conduct a sneaky packy to 7 Eleven to get some then"

Private "Good idea boss individual"

sneaky packy by Loosedigger May 27, 2017

puckerpants

Pants that look as though they’ve been sucked up into a person’s anal cavity.

Watching a progressively horrific sinkhole of cloth disappearing between the cheeks, I landed on the term puckerpants.

puckerpants by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017