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You picked the wrong house, fool!

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER
Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
CJ: "Woah, Woah, Big Smoke its me, it's CJ!"
by Dmitri Strelnikov January 19, 2017
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puckerhole

Anal sphincter; exit (or entry...) hole in rectum; asshole
"When assaulted by the bully, his puckerhole clenched tightly in an attempt to repel penetration."
by BE7 February 25, 2008
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YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

AY, AY AY AY! BIG SMOKE! IT'S ME, CARL! CHILL, CHILL!
by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
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Down packed

When people mis-hear and mis-pronounce "down pat".
Meaning to have practiced or rehearsed something to near perfection.
I've got these skateboard tricks down packed. Dude no, you've got them down pat.
by Spunkfactory July 29, 2019
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Puckerface

A modern-day phenomenon commonly seen on a gazillion Facebook photo albums where the subject appears to be puckering their lips for a kiss.
Alyssa had her puckerface on as she posed in front of her computer for 2 hours attempting to nail the perfect profile photo.
by DJCOJO July 8, 2010
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tube packed

Getting ones vagina stuffed with a meaty dick
Girl I was so horn dog last night I basically begged to get my tube packed
by Cuzcuzinfo January 7, 2016
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pulling a pucker

To delete a Discord server. A move usually executed by Discord admins who can't stop their mood swings from taking irreversible actions.
Person 1: Man, whatever happened to the Chocomilk server?
Person 2: Oh you haven't heard? The admin decided to pull a pucker after an argument with his discord girlfriend.
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Person 1: This server is kinda dead :(
Person 2: At least the admin isn't pulling a pucker.
by somechazzy November 17, 2020
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