A vagina with pubes that resemble a damn mustache. It doesn't matter how the pubes are shaped because there is many different kinds of mustaches out there.
by NotSoChipper April 27, 2017
Get the Pustache mug.Also known as Snatchstache. A style of female grooming inspired by mustache and beard fashion. Popular pussatches include: handlebar, soul patch, goatee, toothbrush, pencil, fu manchu.
by Jesstice September 13, 2017
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When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.
"Hey bro nice pusstache"
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"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
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"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
by Ree-C April 14, 2019
Get the Pusstache mug.When you have a mustache that doesn't qualify as manly enough to be a true mustache. Could include a bumfluff texture or may be an absense of hair.
"Hey bro nice pusstache"
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"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
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"Son I don't think you have a real mustache, how about to settle with a pusstache."
by Ree-C April 14, 2019
Get the Pusstache mug.A downstairs power move where a woman goes totally smooth except for a crisp patch of hair left on the mons pubis. It’s the genital equivalent of a mustache: classy if done right, creepy if neglected, and impossible not to notice.
1. “The Brazilian is basic, the bush is retro, but the pusstache? That’s a statement piece.”
2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”
2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”
by vonLegs September 24, 2025
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