Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.
Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011
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A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.
The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.
by notmereally December 4, 2009
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ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"
" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."
ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"
" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...
Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.
Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"
" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."
ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"
" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...
Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.
Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
by oakvilleBIGL October 30, 2011
Get the Proximity Hotness mug.Someone who mistakenly gets blamed for pissing in a pint of beer and giving it to someone, due to being in the proximity of the real culprit(s).
Yeah dude, I was proximity pissed!
Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
by AmberAle January 26, 2013
Get the Proximity Piss mug.To flirt with someone by being in close proximity to them; also to flirt by frequent casual touching
Bailey was proximity flirting with Mark by standing close to him frequently and by finding casual reasons to touch his hand(s) while talking.
by Kathrine West August 19, 2015
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"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."
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