Protein Punch

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face
by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010
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protein shit

25 or more grams of powder protein consummed will cause you to wake up the next morning to endure a very large and fresh shit
"Stephan where did you go," asked the professor"
went to have a protein shit!
dont worry i squeezed one out for you
by Stephan bret williams August 30, 2007
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protein shake

For one to nut in a girls mouth.
I gave michelle a protein shake for breakfast..
by war-su-gi January 25, 2003
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protein submarine

I need to go sink a protein submarine.
by kampy November 29, 2007
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Protein Queen

A Protein Queen is a dumb broad who has a boyfriend that has her convinced that eating his sperm, taking a facial, or blowing a load to crust into her hair is good for her because sperm is "full of protein!"
Psst, hey Ted, I've turned my new girlfriend into a Protein Queen, claims she's not into perv stuff. My next move is to video tape us and tell her its just so I can jerk off to if she isn't around. I think she'll believe just about anything!
by snausages333 October 22, 2006
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protein pudding

Yet another word for semen; oftentimes this word's connotation is preferred when trying to cajole a woman into digesting the fluid, as the word intrinsically boasts its high nutritional content.
Bill Cosby became quite upset when he realized that his jigglers had been replaced with protein pudding.
by Viagra Falls July 05, 2008
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Protein drip

When one ejaculates on to the ceiling, and then lays back as it drip drip drips into ones mouth.

Example: I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.
I wasn't getting the gains I wanted, so I set up an overnight protein drip.
by Supersteeze May 03, 2017
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