Empathetic Prostate

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.

My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.

by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

super prostate

An organ that develops from a swolen prostate and merges with other organs, thus creating a super prostate. It also gives you the power to fly for 4.6 seconds, but you can no longer control your bladder.

Doctor: I am sorry Ed. Your prostate is beyond surgical help as it has now formed a super prostate.

by soopyrmann September 15, 2009

prostasche

Prostasche is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostasche/prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".

As cool as his prostasche looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.

by SK99 November 3, 2014

holy prostate cancer Superman!

used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.

Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

milk the prostate

To have your prostate gland massaged inducing man milk (orgasm), usually by a finger or sexual object.

"I don't feel like doggy style tonight honey, how about you bend me over and milk the prostate."

by Saucy Sam May 17, 2006

prostiboots

Boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh high just like ones found on a prostitute.

She best take off those prostiboots before someone asks her what she charges!

by Munky April 16, 2003

Prosti-tot

A girl under the age of 15 who dresses look a whore or with prostitute tendencies.

My friend's little sister is a prosti-tot

by Yam man August 2, 2004