Promoshing

A portmanteau of "promise" and "mosh"
'Pro-mah-shing'

Listing something desirable on an online local selling platform (Such as Marketplace or Craigslist) at an obviously undervalued price with the sole intention of trying to get multiple people to rush to the seller, and hoping the desperate buyers will get into a physical altercation to buy the product, for the seller's own entertainment.

Kyle: "Bro!! Someone just listed a MINT well maintained 1991 Honda CR-X on Marketplace for $2K! There's no way this is real."

Sam: "It might be real, but it sounds like the seller is promoshing. If we get there in the next 30 minutes, it might still be there, but you will likely have to fist fight several people for the chance to buy it."

by Jcloveturbo88 August 17, 2023

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proposting

Proposing a social media post on your own account to support a friends project.

Hey, want me to post about your party tomorrow?
Wow, thanks for proposting that!

by ScriptedFantasy May 2, 2025

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Supporting a friends by suggesting a to post their project on your on socials.

"Want me to post your tarot project?"
"Aww, thank you for proposting that!"

by ScriptedFantasy May 2, 2025

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Protesting Hillary

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"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"

"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"

by Honeybadger1975 April 19, 2017

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Protesting

Protesting doesn't really do anything, it's always going to end up being someone other than the protestors in charge at the end of the day, and that person is always going to try and calm them. What's the point? It's a waste of everyone's time and nothing changes.

The people in charge along with everybody who is not in charge and also not part of the protests laugh at protestors. At least everybody not protesting is getting something accomplished that day, or those days (and nights).

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

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