DARE Programme 

DARE (Drug - Abuse - Resistance - Education)

some dumb programme telling kiddos not to do drugs and Marijuana. also, it says to be nice to people or else they'll secretly hate you. also no bulling.

Actually, Marijuana kills absolutely no one. I mean, that doesn't mean it perfectly safe. smoking weed under the age of 25 can lead to memory problems and stoof. if your an adult, it's really your choice.

Bulling is bad tho, don't do.

don't do drugs kiddo... or you'll DIE!!!
-DARE programme

DARE Programme by Bored Potato October 18, 2019

Programmer Hands 

Soft hands of a man, namely a computer nerd, who does not work manual labor, but stays indoors as his job is in an office thus giving him feminine, non calloused hands. Computer nerds and excessive masturbation with lotion is mutually exclusive.

Man A) "I need to keep my hands in good shape; I have smooth hands, smooth girly hands."
Man B) "programmer hands is the correct terminology."

Programmer Hands by robotron27 December 2, 2010

porgrammer 

An inexperienced or unqualified programmer. Pronounced: porg-rammer.

I'm tired of fixing Dave's bugs. That porgrammer can't do anything right.

porgrammer by zeitgeist_as February 24, 2009

programmer 

Semi-sentient being who inexplicably survives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle. Usually found in confined spaces with low lighting, at a computer terminal.

"Programmer A : The internet is serious business.
Programmer B : Very serious."

programmer by Anza Sumeragi January 22, 2006

Programmer 

A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures taken from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.

Finance Director: "Hey programmer guy. When is the stock predicted to change?"

Programmer: "01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111"

Programmer by Gromitted August 20, 2011

programmer's butt 

noun
a large butt as a result of sitting in front of a computer all day coding, eating, testing, eating....repeat

During my time as a developer for a software company, I developed programmer's butt and had to quit my job to become a personal trainer

programmer's butt by Happy Girly of course! February 18, 2010

phogrammer 

A phogrammer is someone who acts like they can program, but in reality only edits text fields on GitHub.

This phogrammer keeps editing my text instead of fixing my bugs.

phogrammer by Wyatt Krasnici September 5, 2018