3D Printing

The use of additive manufacturing to produce 3D models. Despite popular belief that this technology is useless. It is expanding quite rapidly

Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars

This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/

What is 3D printing

by Some dude obsessed with tech March 17, 2017

Printing Press

A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.

There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.

"I spent 15 minutes on the printing press last night....best orgasms I have ever had!"

by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017

fine print

How lawyers and cell phone service providers make money.

Commonly reads: "Some restrictions may apply / Allow 6-10 weeks for delivery / Offer valid only on Feb. 29 / Additional charges may apply"

"Holy shit, why am I paying $4,800?"

"Should've read the fine print, jackass."

by Ottomite June 28, 2008

Prithee

Short version of I pray thee; to ask for something in a polite manner.

I prithee bring them hence! (pancakes)

by rothantik September 29, 2009

printer

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

Printer-rape

(v) To use someone else's printer without consent, penetrating their hard-drive, climaxing in an ejaculation of paper.

Danny was too lazy to install his own printer, so he broke into Talia's room and printer-raped the shit out of her, printing off five different copies in color.

by nogoys5770 October 14, 2009

Nigger Prints

When the item in question is being sold or bought, specifically the item was stolen or bought from an illegitimate person.

The example will demonstrate the correct usage of "Nigger Prints"

Wanna buy an Ipod? It's only 30 bucks.

Response: Nah man, it probably has nigger prints all over it.

by NigguhPrinta March 30, 2009