pressure wank 

When you shout your Mum and then begin wanking.

The idea is you bolt your load before she opens the door.

"Mum"
"Yeah"
"come here"
(begin pressure wanking)
(Bolts load)
(door opens)
"Yes?"

pressure wank by _pete_ November 15, 2006

pressure cracks 

a skateboarding term referring to the cracks generally found around the trucks/bolts caused from landing numerous times on your board mainly from a hard stomping fashion.

Steve: shit, i need a new deck i've got mad pressure cracks.

Danny: you need to stop landin bolts evert trick bro.

pressure cracks by SteezyMcNice November 20, 2009

Pressure Washing 

The act of cleaning a dirty toilet by urinating extra hard on the grime in the bowl.

"Dude you need to clean that toilet."

"Nah it's alright I've been pressure washing it for a week."

Pressure Washing by anon1904791 June 30, 2009

Pressure Fart 

Farts first thing in the morning that are high pressured, in high quantity and sometimes high pitched or squeeky. Often caused by your guts digesting overnight and disturbed by the sound of your alarm clock.

Getting ready for work in the morning and releasing the pressure from your bowel, "I've got a case of the pressure farts this morning"

Pressure Fart by Bacon Coke Word May 30, 2013

pressure spot 

a website that features a loop video of a man's bald head entering the vagina of an unshaven woman. part of the meatspin, mudfall network. highly recommended.

Holy shit! I just saw pressure spot and now my asshole feels like it is stretched!

pressure spot by dookiechute April 28, 2006

pressure wash 

Douching with Mentos and Diet Coke to prevent pregnancy.

(contrary to popular belief, it does not work)

"Sally decided to try a pressure wash when the condom failed"

pressure wash by Episkopose Gorm February 16, 2009

Pressure pack 

Fye ass weed

“Damn that’s that pressure pack”

Pressure pack by babyboob July 5, 2020