present it

Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.

Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!

by polos June 10, 2008

presentate

The process of presenting, used formally in the process of presenting.

Those students presentated their projects.

by Dr. Lobato June 19, 2005

Present

How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.

Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.

by My Minecraft Isn't working October 27, 2020

Present

1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.

2. Tripping on acid

Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.

by chasepatrick April 22, 2011

presentate

When one projects an image of unbelievable dedication to their fucking job.

BH said to me "You must presentate an image of cock-sucking and faggotry in order to advance in this world!"

by The Presentater December 18, 2009

Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

presentate

same as present but it sounds cooler

i am going to presentate my pornography project today

by kb mayo January 8, 2020