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premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.
by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004
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Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.
Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!
by matthejew September 27, 2009
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premature ejaculation

when anything or anyone has any form of sex with the musician LIGHTS.
No shit man, of course premature ejaculation took place when he had sex with lights
by andythemanofthewes May 7, 2010
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Premature Ejaculation

The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.
Yo, i need some premature ejaculation before we fire up the hookah.
by Donny Bizzle October 15, 2008
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premature ejaculation

Also known as the Shaft.. maybe sometimes usin the name of shaffybaby.
look out for him/her or wateva they are.
Shaft is known as the premature ejaculation because the reason being is he does it all the time even when wanking..he thinks its normal.
I and alot of other people would have to disagree.
by dophie September 24, 2007
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premature non ejaculation

Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.
So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.
by TC crew October 10, 2018
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pre-mature ejaculation

Pre-mature ejaculation is when you fire you're load before you finish you're climax. The BITCH AIN'T SATISFIED
TCHU was banging a hot girl and he started to Pre-mature ejaculation before he whipped his pants off
by P.HONGG September 18, 2008
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